Saturday, February 25

"Swimming in the Heat of Death"

I mean, who wouldn't want their children swimming in the heat given off by a crematorium?

In British news this afternoon, it was announced that Sir George Young, leader of the House of Commons, has decided to back the plan to heat a local pool in Worcestershire, England with the heat from a nearby crematorium.

The plan says that it will help cut back on energy costs.

The Minister even stated that "he would die a happier man" if this plan comes to life. Well, that's good news. At least you will be happy when the heat from your cremated body is heating the local pool.

Honestly, the entire idea freaks me out. Could you imagine swimming and thinking "ooh, this pool is nice and warm, I wonder who died today?"

Hey Minister, I have another idea to cut back on energy costs. Just pay a kid 5 bucks to pee in the pool. Problem solved.

xx*courtney.

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